There are morning people, and then there are night people. Both of them are good. Morning people do tend to irritatingly use the phrase โgood morning,โ though, which is irritating and may cause irritation. Just thinking about it makes me irritated. Only one cure: a burger after midnight the size of a babyโs head, smothered in melted pimiento cheese with a 3-inch layer of crispy tobacco onions and capped with barbecue sauce on a sweet potato bun. Itโs the Nash Vegas burger, and you will not find anyone cheerfully eating that at 7 a.m. while singing โgood morning.โ